Team Name?

So last night i committed to my brother-in-law (Jason Dunlop) that i would ride Lotoja (A Bike race from logan, ut to jackson hole, wy) in a team with him. We have to register on April 22, which is still a ways away, but we need a good team name. So i am asking the 4 people who read this blog to suggest a few good names for our team.

A little background may help:

Jason = Rode non-stop, 400 mile race, in Alaska, with an ulcer, and without drafting, teams, or ipods. This will be his umpteenth Lotoja ride. Generally speaking, he is likely the best cyclist that i will ever have the pleasure of knowing, much less biking with.

Me = I like bikes! This will be my first Lotoja effort, and my first bike ride longer than 100 miles. I get pretty tired riding my bike to school (5 miles). While i am confident that, with proper training, i will be able to finish, i am sure that i would struggle mightily without people like jason on my team.

Etc: When i was younger, jason would often make sprite come out of my nose. Jason and i have, on and off, been addicted to World of Warcraft (my charaters included shaide, lanemyer, and haldan, Jason went by Jlope, which was often confussed with j-lo).

My Current Ideas are: Lazerpewpewpew Or Team Pew for short
Team Tortise'n'Hare
Team Stretch Armstrong
(clearly we need you ideas)

Thanks